Tuesday, March 11

Canta per me

The snow on the ground has melted. It has snowed for a short time, and it never got the time to stay on the streets. So it's safe to say winter is over. I love spring. But I'm even fond of summers =)

I'm having internet problems. So, fuck.


Something for laughs:
This is because the whole world uses English as the IT and / or ICT language. How dangerous it will be if we try to use Bahasa Malaysia, especially in school. See example below:-

Hardware = barangkeras

Software = baranglembut

Joystick = batang gembira
Plug and Play = cucuk dan main

Port = lubang

Server = pelayan

Client = pelanggan


Try to translate this:

ENGLISH:

That server gives a plug and play service to the client using either hardware or software joystick. The joystick goes into the port of the client.

Now in BAHASA:

Pelayan itu memberi pelanggannya layanan cucuk dan main dengan menggunakan batang gembira jenis keras atau lembut. Batang gembira itu akan dimasukkan ke dalam lubang pelanggan.



Reminds me why I dislike formal malay language... XD

1 comment:

Unknown said...

This is the funniest thing you have ever, EVER blogged.